Dont Smell Like Santa Shirt

After waiting in line for an hour to meet Santa you finally get to the front and instead find a man sitting on a throne of lies. Santa should smell like peppermint and cookies. This guy smells like beef and cheese. Yo...View More

After waiting in line for an hour to meet Santa you finally get to the front and instead find a man sitting on a throne of lies. Santa should smell like peppermint and cookies. This guy smells like beef and cheese. You march up to that guy wearing this Don't Smell Like Santa Shirt and tell him he’s not foolin’ anyone.