D*** Towel

Product Sku: ASIP012


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  • This towel is inspired by the Dick Towel worn by Mac on Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Depending on how you feel you can have a tiny bird or giant cock while wearing the dicktowel.
  • *Measurements are listed in US Inches.
    *Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
    *For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.

  • • Product Type:  Beach Towels
    • Vendor: Sub-Urban Riot
    • Color:  White
    • Gender:  Not Gender Specific
    • Graphic:   Direct To Garment Print
    • Tag Location:  Side Tag
    • Made of:  100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
    • Fits like:  True To Size