- This towel is inspired by the Dick Towel worn by Mac on Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Depending on how you feel you can have a tiny bird or giant cock while wearing the dicktowel.
*Measurements are listed in US Inches.
*Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
*For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.
• Product Type: Beach Towels
• Vendor: Sub-Urban Riot
• Color: White
• Gender: Not Gender Specific
• Graphic: Direct To Garment Print
Distressed refers to the worn appearance in the image or lettering on a garment. A distressed print may include faded areas, missing color, or other irregularities. This is an intentional occurrence in the product and adds to the vintage look of the design.
• Tag Location: Side Tag
The sizing and composition information can be found on a tag sewn inside the left or right side seam of this garment. Occasionally, there is also a neck tag present, which features brand information only.
• Made of: 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
Pre-shrunk to maintain a good fit (In case your Mom didn't tell you, all cotton shrinks in the dryer, even pre-shrunk).
• Fits like: True To Size