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Death Star Barber Shop Shirt

Product Sku: SWARS489
This product is no longer available for purchase and is part of our museum of the products that we used to sell.
  • Being a Stormtrooper does have a downside: Helmet hair. It definitely explains their brutish behavior. This Star Wars t-shirt shows a way to alleviate some of their psychological suffering. The Stormtroopers have invited the Wookies of Kashyyyk to the Death Star barber shop, where the Stormtroopers will cut just a little bit of Wookie hair and then purposely nip their ear...offering an insincere apology. The Stormtroopers apparently never thought that while the Wookies were faced away from them, it might just be easier to shoot them in the back of the head.
  • Mens T-Shirt

    Size Width (A) Length (B)
    Small 17.5"
    Medium 19"
    Large 21.5"
    XL 22.5"
    2XL 24.5"
    3XL 26"
    4XL 28.5"
    5XL 31.5"

    *Measurements are listed in US Inches.
    *Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
    *For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.

  • • Product Type:  T-shirts
    • Vendor: Fifth Sun
    • Product is Discontinued
    • Color:  Black
    • Gender:  Mens
    • Graphic:   Screen Print
    • Tag Location:  Tagless
    • Made of:  100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
    • Fits like:  True To Size
    • Fabric Softness:  Standard

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