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Faux Star Wars Ugly Christmas Sweater

Product Sku: SWARS462
This product is no longer available for purchase and is part of our museum of the products that we used to sell.
  • We tried to use the force to make this sweatshirt into a sweater, but we couldn't. This Faux Star Wars Sweater is the result.

    Even the Empire celebrates Christmas. Here’s our Faux Star Wars Ugly Sweater with Darth Vader putting the final touches on the Super Star Destroyer’s Christmas tree. Unlike us normal folks who have to deal with scratchy arms and step ladders to decorate the tree Anakin simply uses the force to drop the Death Star angel in place. I'm sure he made some Storm Troopers place the little Tie Fighters and X-Wing Fighter ornaments. This design was Kevin's idea. He was crushed once he found out we were labeling it as ugly.

  • Sweatshirts

    Size Width (A) Length (B)
    Small 18.5"
    (47cm)
    26"
    (66cm)
    Medium 21.5"
    (55cm)
    27"
    (69cm)
    Large 23"
    (58cm)
    28"
    (71cm)
    XL 24.5"
    (62cm)
    29"
    (74cm)
    2XL 27"
    (69cm)
    29.5"
    (75cm)
    3XL 29"
    (74cm)
    30.5"
    (77cm)

    *Measurements are listed in US Inches.
    *Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
    *For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.

  • • Product Type:  Sweatshirts
    • 80sTees Exclusive
    • Product is Discontinued
    • Color:  Green
    • Gender:  Mens
    • Tag Location:  Tagged
    • Made of:  50% Cotton/50% Polyester
    • Fits like:  True To Size