Airplane set the standard for parody movies with its star-studded cast and litany of quotable quotes. Robert Hays plays the unstable Ted Striker opposite Julie Hagerty as his former girlfriend as they navigate a doomed flight. The cast includes Leslie Nielsen, Lloyd Bridges, Robert Stack, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar along with everyone’s favorite inflatable pilot, Otto. You may have picked the wrong day to quit drinking, but it’s always a good day to pick up an Airplane T-Shirt! ...And don’t call me Shirley.