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Coup De Grace Triple Dog Dare Faux Christmas SweaterProduct Sku: XMAS063
- For some, the triple-dog-dare is seen as a slight breach of etiquette, but for most, the triple-dog-dare is seen as a fatal coup de grace. This Christmas Story sweatshirt features an image of Ralphie looking on as Flick sticks his tongue to a stupid pole after receiving a triple-dog-dare from Schwartz. The sweatshirt reads The Coup De Grace Of All Dares The Sinister Triple-Dog-Dare. This sweatshirt is perfect for any fan of A Christmas Story during the holiday season. The sweatshirt is comfortable enough to wear throughout the entire year. The sweatshirt is also warm enough to keep you warm should you find your tongue stuck to a pole. Everyone that sees you in this Coup De Grace Triple Dog Dare sweatshirt will know that you are paying tribute to the original, traditional, one-hundred-percent, red-blooded, two-fisted, All-American Christmas.
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*Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
*For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.
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