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Nova Laboratories Shirt

Time to Pre-order Make It Happen

Buy me now or lose me forever.

This product needs 30 orders by 2/15/2016 or it will not be stocked

Order now and we will charge your card when and only if your order ships (If you use PayPal, we'll charge you now and if it doesn't meet the goal, we'll refund you.). If we don't sell 30 by 2/15/2016, we will never charge your card (and we’ll send you an email that's even sadder than when ET turns all white and crusty like a dried out dog poop). If we do hit the minimum we will send you an email more joyous than Sloth was when Chunk's family very hastily decided to adopt him. We are aiming for 3/10/2016 to actually ship the orders from a successful crowdfund campaign.

Use Discount code Preorder20 to score 20% off, only while it’s on pre-order!

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Product Sku: SHRT001

$14.95 - $18.95 $20.00

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What does Pre-Order mean?

We only want to provide products that people really want, and we need you to let us know if you want this one! If we hit the trigger limit by the deadline, we'll stock this product and complete your order, and you'll be one of the very first to own it. Otherwise, this product will disappear from our catalog forever.

PLEASE NOTE: If your order also contains items that are currently in stock, we will use our magic 8-ball to decide whether to hold your order until everything is in stock, or send the in-stock goods now and the pre-order item separately. It's all a big mystery, and we use our discretion-so don't question our mighty 80s gods with advanced fortune telling capabilities (ahem...a plastic ball with dyed water in it...ahem). If your order also contains instock items you need urgently, please contact us to make arrangements.

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  • Mens T-Shirt

    Size Width (A) Length (B)
    Small 18"
    Medium 20"
    Large 22"
    XL 23.5"
    2XL 25"
    3XL 28"
    4XL 29"
    5XL 31"

    *Measurements are listed in US Inches.
    *Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
    *For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.

  • • Product Type:  T-shirts
    • Vendor:
    • Color:  Black
    • Gender:  Mens
    • Graphic:   Screen Print
    • Tag Location:  Tagged
    • Made of:  100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
    • Fits like:  True To Size
    • Fabric Softness:  Standard