Show your support for the Empire with our Simplistic Stormtrooper Shirt. Sure they can't hit squat with their BlasTech E-11 blaster rifles and sure an entire company of troopies can be defeated by a handful of back-woods, hillbillies and a large muppet with a crossbow. But, you have to admit, they're always cool to have around. Ry says he wants to be a Stormtrooper when he grows up. "...or maybe one of those guys who wear red and stand around the Emperor's ship with Samurai swords!" We keep letting him think those are Samurai swords. Why spoil the fun.