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Darth Vader Choking Hazard Shirt

Product Sku: SWARS427

$14.95 $20.00

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  • "I find your lack of faith disturbing." If you happen to find yourself on a Death Star or even a Star Destroyer and you hear these words directed at you, you better pray that someone nearby can pull a Force Heimlich on you. Otherwise you’re gonna die! Our Darth Vader Choking Hazard Shirt shows Vader at his most ruthless where he can kill you simply by willing it so. Brady, our warehouse manager, often talks about wishing he had Vader’s Force Choke powers, saying, “It would sure get people off the road real quick! Speeding up my commute.”
  • Mens T-Shirt

    Size Width (A) Length (B)
    Small 17.5"
    (44cm)
    26.5"
    (67cm)
    Medium 19.5"
    (50cm)
    29"
    (74cm)
    Large 21.5"
    (55cm)
    30"
    (76cm)
    XL 23"
    (58cm)
    30.5"
    (77cm)
    2XL 25"
    (64cm)
    32.5"
    (83cm)

    *Measurements are listed in US Inches.
    *Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
    *For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.

  • • Product Type:  T-shirts
    • Color:  Charcoal
    • Gender:  Mens
    • Graphic:   Screen Print
    • Tag Location:  Tagged
    • Made of:  100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
    • Fits like:  True To Size
    • Fabric Softness:  Standard