Darth Vader Choking Hazard Shirt

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Darth Vader Choking Hazard Shirt

Meet Jeremy. He is 5' 10" tall and weighs 170 pounds. He is wearing size M.

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"I find your lack of faith disturbing." If you happen to find yourself on a Death Star or even a Star Destroyer and you hear these words directed at you, you better pray that someone nearby can pull a Force Heimlich on you. Otherwise you’re gonna die! Our Darth Vader Choking Hazard Shirt shows Vader at his most ruthless where he can kill you simply by willing it so. Brady, our warehouse manager, often talks about wishing he had Vader’s Force Choke powers, saying, “It would sure get people off the road real quick! Speeding up my commute.”
Material:100% Cotton
Fit:True To Size

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