Star Wars Payphone Darth Vader Shirt

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Star Wars Payphone Darth Vader Shirt

Meet Chad. He is 5' 7" tall and weighs 182 pounds. He is wearing size L.

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I'm sorry sir, you'll have to stop breathing so hard, I can't understand a word you're saying. Admit it, you've never used a pay phone, have you? Back in the day when the first 3 Star Wars movies were made, we didn't have the luxury of being able to buy a new cell phone every 6 months. We had to pay a damn quarter per call but only if you were lucky enough to be 6 blocks near a damn phone, much less one that didn’t have some weird, funky, smelly spooge all over the handle. Which is why Vader doesn’t remove his gloves when dialing Palpatine. Crystal, our youngest employee who’s our t-shirt picker, upon first seeing this shirt asked, “Why’s Vader in a TARDIS?
Material:100% Cotton
Fit:True To Size
Distressed: Yes

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