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Eating People Jaws Shirt

Product Sku: JAWS033
This product is no longer available for purchase and is part of our museum of the products that we used to sell.
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  • You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat! Yeah, famous last words. How about, "Stay the hell out of the ocean and you won't get eaten'!" How 'bout them apples? Deanna, our box-shipper gal swears by it. She comes in every Monday saying, "I ain't been eaten yet! Why? Cause I stay the hell outta the friggin' ocean! That's why! ...stupid swimmers." If you don't heed warning signs and you're a slow swimmer, you just might wanna pick up Jaws Warning shirt, just in case.
  • Mens T-Shirt

    Size Width (A) Length (B)
    Small 17" 27"
    Medium 19.5" 29"
    Large 21" 29"
    XL 23.5" 31"
    2XL 24.5" 31"

    *Measurements are listed in US Inches.
    *Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
    *For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.

  • • Product Type:  T-shirts
    • Product is Discontinued
    • Color:  Heather Grey
    • Gender:  Mens
    • Graphic:  Distressed Screen Print
    • Tag Location:  Tagged
    • Made of:  90% Cotton/10% Polyester
    • Fits like:  True To Size
    • Fabric Softness:  Standard