Eating People Jaws ShirtProduct Sku: JAWS033
This product is no longer available for purchase and is part of our museum of the products that we used to sell.
- You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat! Yeah, famous last words. How about, "Stay the hell out of the ocean and you won't get eaten'!" How 'bout them apples? Deanna, our box-shipper gal swears by it. She comes in every Monday saying, "I ain't been eaten yet! Why? Cause I stay the hell outta the friggin' ocean! That's why! ...stupid swimmers." If you don't heed warning signs and you're a slow swimmer, you just might wanna pick up Jaws Warning shirt, just in case.
Size Width (A) Length (B) Small 17"
*Measurements are listed in US Inches.
*Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
*For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.