Eating People Jaws ShirtProduct Sku: JAWS033
This product is no longer available for purchase and is part of our museum of the products that we used to sell.
- You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat! Yeah, famous last words. How about, "Stay the hell out of the ocean and you won't get eaten'!" How 'bout them apples? Deanna, our box-shipper gal swears by it. She comes in every Monday saying, "I ain't been eaten yet! Why? Cause I stay the hell outta the friggin' ocean! That's why! ...stupid swimmers." If you don't heed warning signs and you're a slow swimmer, you just might wanna pick up Jaws Warning shirt, just in case.
Size Width (A) Length (B) Small 17" 27" Medium 19.5" 29" Large 21" 29" XL 23.5" 31" 2XL 24.5" 31"
*Measurements are listed in US Inches.
*Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
*For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.