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👋 Hello! Take a look below at some of the most frequently asked questions we receive. If you don't see your question below, feel free to reach out using the last option below 👇.

I have a question about my order

Please email us at help@80stees.com for help with any past or current orders.

What is your return policy?

We will be happy to accept your item in new condition back for an exchange or a return. You can find our return policy here. If you aren't able to print out the return sheet, please include a note in your return package with your order number and instructions to refund or exchange for which SKU and size.

What are your shipping details?

We offer free shipping on orders of $100 or more. Most shirts print in 5-7 business days before shipment. You can see your shipping options before paying by proceeding through checkout.

What are your product sizing details?

Each product with a size has a unique size chart associated to the product. On any product page, click on "View Size Chart" to view sizing information specific to that product. Measurements are provided in in. and cm. so that you can compare those measurements to something that fits well from home.

Do you have any discounts?

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What fabric are your shirts?

Our shirts are printed on a variety of different blanks. You can see the specifics on fabric, graphic, etc. by scrolling down the product page to the details section. The 100% cotton shirts tend to be the sturdier, heavier shirts, and the cotton/poly blends are the softer styles.

Do you ship to my country?

Here you go: Shipping Information. We are not currently shipping to the UK with the new VAT laws that are going into effect.

What brands are your shirts?

Our shirts are printed on a variety of different blanks. You can see the specifics on fabric, graphic, etc. by scrolling down the product page to the details section. The brands can vary depending on license, color availability, etc., but they are standard US shirts.

Do you offer wholesale orders?

Here is our info on bulk ordering

Why are your shirts expensive?

We did raise our prices due to the free shipping option, but that is only a small part of the price increase. We just were not making any money. The prices of the blanks and the licensing agreements have been rising much faster than our pricing. We had to make a decision if we are going to stay in business to raise our prices. As a result of that, we will also be able to have more sales and promotions which you can receive by subscribing to the newsletter. Here is the founder's blog about the change.

Do you have ladies shirts?

Here is a link to our current ladies collection (you can also filter by gender within each collection). If there's something you'd like that isn't available in ladies, please ✉email us so we can see if it's possible with the licensing.

Do you have kid's shirts?

Here's a link to our kids sizes on the site. If there's something you'd like that isn't available in kids, please email us ✉email us so we can see if it's possible with the licensing.

Are your shirts soft?

The 100% cotton shirts tend to be the sturdier, heavier shirts. The cotton/poly blends are the softer styles. You can see the specifics on fabric by scrolling down the product page to the details section. We don't currently have a filter for fabric composition, but here is a link to all of our styles that contain any polyester, which may help narrow it down a bit.

Are your shirts officially licensed?

Yes, we've been in business for 21 years selling officially licensed shirts. You can find that info on each product page.

Why can't you ship to the UK?

We are not currently shipping to the UK with the new VAT laws that are going into effect. It will take us some time to adjust our ordering software to accommodate the new regulations.

My question isn't listed here.

If you have another question, please ✉️ send us a message at help@80stees.com and we will get back to you with an answer.