All Ralphie Parker wanted for Christmas was a Red Ryder BB gun, and all he was told throughout the holiday season was, "You'll shoot your eye out!" Maybe Ralphie should have listened, as he almost did shoot his eye out, but that would have been admitting defeat and allowing his dream to be crushed, much like his glasses on that fateful Christmas morning. If you can relate to the pushed around and bullied Ralphie, then check out our collection of "A Christmas Story" t-shirts. We have tees featuring some of the film's most memorable lines including the ultimate exclamation of grade school rebellion, "Oh FUDGE!" Of course, the real word isn't "fudge," it's the "F dash, dash, dash" word. Check out 80sTees.com's collection of A Christmas Story t-shirts. We triple dog dare you!