Christmas Story Shirts - 30 Products
All Ralphie Parker wanted for Christmas was a Red Ryder BB gun, and all he was told throughout the holiday season was, "You'll shoot your eye out!" Maybe Ralphie should have listened, as he almost did shoot his eye out, but that would have been admitting defeat and allowing his dream to be crushed, much like his glasses on that fateful Christmas morning. If you can relate to the pushed around and bullied Ralphie, then check out our collection of "A Christmas Story" t-shirts. We have tees featuring some of the film's most memorable lines including the ultimate exclamation of grade school rebellion, "Oh FUDGE!" Of course, the real word isn't "fudge," it's the "F dash, dash, dash" word. Check out 80sTees.com's collection of A Christmas Story t-shirts. We triple dog dare you!
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Ralphie Oh Fudge Christmas Story Shirt
From $41.99

Sharp Shooters Christmas Story Hockey Jersey
From $139.99

Ralphie Happy Holidays A Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $41.99
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Fragile Leg Lamp Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $49.99

Pink Bunny Christmas Story Shirt
From $41.99
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Ralphie's Soap Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $41.99

Movie Poster Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $41.99

Triple Dog Dare Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $41.99

Chinese Turkey Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $41.99

Oh Fudge Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $49.99

Ralphie Big Print Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $56.99

Pink Nightmare Christmas Story Long Sleeve Shirt
From $56.99

Chop Suey Palace Co. Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $49.99

Pink Nightmare Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $49.99

Farkus Scare Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $41.99

Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $41.99

Major Award Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $41.99

Ralphie Oh Fudge Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $41.99

Oh Fudge Christmas Story Hoodie
From $85.99

Pink Nightmares Christmas Story Hockey Jersey
From $139.99

The Old Man Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $49.99

Bumpus Christmas Story T-Shirt
From $41.99