Chicago Shitters Christmas Vacation Hockey Jersey

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Chicago Shitters Christmas Vacation Hockey Jersey
  • Chicago Shitters Christmas Vacation Hockey Jersey
  • Chicago Shitters Christmas Vacation Hockey Jersey

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Description

The Shitters are full of rage, and they take it out on their opponents on the ice! This honey of a hockey jersey is designed for the team the Chicago Shitters, a team named after Cousin Eddie.

The front of this jersey shows a silhouette of Eddie raising a beer can and emptying a chemical toilet into a sewer. The sleeves of the jersey show a secondary logo, a cigar crossed with a beer can. The back of the jersey shows the name Eddie and the number 2. The jersey includes the outline of stitching to complete the look of an authentic hockey jersey!

Everyone will immediately know that you are a fan of the 1989 holiday classic Christmas Vacation when you wear this 80sTees.com exclusive Chicago Shitters hockey jersey!

Warning: Team members have been known during games to piss their pants and forget who they are for about half an hour or so.

Please note: Hockey jerseys are made large to allow room for hockey equipment. Size down to wear as your main layer shirt.
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Exact Size Chart For THIS Product
Size Width (A) Length (B) Sleeve
Length (C)
Small 22.0"
(56cm)
31.5"
(80cm)
23.5"
(60cm)
Medium 24.0"
(61cm)
32.0"
(81cm)
24.0"
(61cm)
Large 26.0"
(66cm)
33.0"
(84cm)
24.5"
(62cm)
XL 28.0"
(71cm)
33.5"
(85cm)
24.5"
(62cm)
2XL 30.0"
(76cm)
34.5"
(88cm)
25.0"
(64cm)
3XL 32.0"
(81cm)
35.5"
(90cm)
26.0"
(66cm)
4XL 34.0"
(86cm)
36.0"
(91cm)
26.5"
(67cm)

Jerseys

*Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
*For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.
*Due to the flexible nature of our fabrics, allow one inch of variation from these measurements.

Details:

Product Type Product Type:   Jerseys
80sTees Exclusive 80sTees Exclusive
Color Color:   Multi Color
Machine Washable Machine Washable

Gender Gender:   Mens
Graphic Graphic:   Press and Sew Sublimation
Tag Location Tag Location:   Side Tag
made of Made of:   100% Polyester
Product Fit Fits like:   True To Size
Fabric Softness Fabric Softness:   Standard
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