Chicago Shitters Christmas Vacation Hockey Jersey

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Chicago Shitters Christmas Vacation Hockey Jersey
  • Chicago Shitters Christmas Vacation Hockey Jersey
  • Chicago Shitters Christmas Vacation Hockey Jersey

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  • No questions asked return policy

Description

The Shitters are full of rage, and they take it out on their opponents on the ice! This honey of a hockey jersey is designed for the team the Chicago Shitters, a team named after Cousin Eddie.

The front of this jersey shows a silhouette of Eddie raising a beer can and emptying a chemical toilet into a sewer. The sleeves of the jersey show a secondary logo, a cigar crossed with a beer can. The back of the jersey shows the name Eddie and the number 2. The jersey includes the outline of stitching to complete the look of an authentic hockey jersey!

Everyone will immediately know that you are a fan of the 1989 holiday classic Christmas Vacation when you wear this 80sTees.com exclusive Chicago Shitters hockey jersey!

Warning: Team members have been known during games to piss their pants and forget who they are for about half an hour or so.

Please note: Hockey jerseys are made large to allow room for hockey equipment. Size down to wear as your main layer shirt.
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Size Chart

Size Width (A) Length (B) Sleeve
Length (C)
Small
22
31.5
23.5
Medium
24
32
24
Large
26
33
24.5
XL
28
33.5
24.5
2XL
30
34.5
25
3XL
32
35.5
26
4XL
34
36
26.5

Jerseys

*Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
*For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.
*Due to the flexible nature of our fabrics, allow one inch of variation from these measurements.

Details:

Product Type Product Type:   Jerseys
80sTees Exclusive 80sTees Exclusive
Color Color:   Multi Color
Machine Washable Machine Washable

Gender Gender:   Mens
Graphic Graphic:   Press and Sew Sublimation
Tag Location Tag Location:   Side Tag
made of Made of:   100% Polyester
Product Fit Fits like:   Runs Large
Fabric Softness Fabric Softness:   Standard
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FAQ

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  • We ship to the following countries (listed alphabetically):

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    • United States of America
    • Uruguay
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    • Venezuela
    • Vietnam
    • Virgin Islands
  • What is the return policy?
  • Our return policy differes depending on if you are in the United States or abroad. To view the details of the return policy visit our return policy page and choose the option that applies to you.
  • Do I have to pay for return shipping costs?
  • Yes, however because we try very hard to make sure you know what your getting our return policy is very low (less than 2%), chances are good that your going to like what you get.
  • How do I know I can trust your company?
  • We’ve seen a ton of fly by night t-shirt companies come along, and lots of them advertise on facebook, so it’s natural for you to feel this way about us. But we are definitely not fly by night.

    We’ve been around since the year 2000 and sold millions of t-shirts. We have direct licenses for Hasbro properties such as GI JOE, Transformers, Dungeons and Dragons, Monopoly, My Little Pony, and more! We also have direct deals to make retro tees and products for Doritos and Mountain Dew. The rest of our selection of officially licensed tees from the likes of Disney, Warner Brothers, Paramount Pictures, Universal Studios, etc. come directly from companies that have obtained licensing rights to sell these products.

  • How long does an order take?
  • Our products typically print and process in 5 business days.

    Shipping varies depending on where you live and the shipping method picked at checkout.