Cold Slither Shirt

Product Sku: GIJOE129

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  • Typically Prints and Processes in 5-7 Business Days
  • Guaranteed to be free from defects
  • Printed in the U.S.A.
  • No questions asked return policy

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Description

This GI Joe shirt shows the awful heavy metal band Cold Slither, which was made up of Zartan and the Dreadnoks. Cold Slither's mission was the same as any other metal band: To corrupt the minds of all those who listen to their music. Released five years before the Parental Advisory sticker, Cold Slither's music was easily accessible to children. And, who could blame them for listening with amazing lyrics like these: "We're tired of words/We've heard it before/We're not gonna play the game no more/Don't tell us what's right, don't tell us what's wrong/Too late to resist, 'cause Cobra is strong"?

Totally Tubular 90 Day Money Back Guarantee

Not totally diggin' your new stuff? Don't fret! You can send your order back to us within 90 days for a refund or exchange. Gone past 90 days? We'll usually go even longer if the item is in new condition. Plus, if you want an exchange we'll ship the new item back free! More info

International Returns Policy

We've had over 1 million happy customers since we starting doing business over 18 years ago.

Size Chart

Size Width (A) Length (B)
Small
17
27
Medium
19
28
Large
21
29
LT
21
32
XL
23
30
XLT
23
33
2XL
25
31
2XLT
25
34
3XL
27
32
3XLT
27
35
4XL
29
33
4XLT
29
36
5XL
31
34
6XL
33
35

Mens T-Shirt

*Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
*For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.
*Due to the flexible nature of our fabrics, allow one inch of variation from these measurements.

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Details:

Product Type Product Type:   T-shirts
80sTees Exclusive 80sTees Exclusive
Color Color:   Black
Machine Washable Machine Washable

Gender Gender:   Mens
Graphic Graphic:   Direct To Garment Print
Tag Location Tag Location:   Tagged
made of Made of:  Pre-Shrunk Cotton
Product Fit Fits like:   True To Size
Fabric Softness Fabric Softness:   Standard

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FAQ

  • Do you ship to my country?
  • We ship to the following countries (listed alphabetically):

    • Andorra
    • Argentina
    • Australia
    • Austria
    • Bahrain
    • Belgium
    • Bermuda
    • Bosnia & Herzegovina
    • Botswana
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    • Cook Islands
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    • Denmark
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    • Estonia
    • Falkland Islands (Malvinas)
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    • France
    • French Polynesia
    • Germany
    • Gibraltar
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    • Panama
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    • Saudi Arabia
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    • Spain
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    • Taiwan
    • Thailand
    • Trinidad and Tobago
    • Turkey
    • Ukraine
    • United States of America
    • Uruguay
    • Vatican City
    • Venezuela
    • Vietnam
    • Virgin Islands
  • What is the return policy?
  • Our return policy differes depending on if you are in the United States or abroad. To view the details of the return policy visit our return policy page and choose the option that applies to you.
  • Do I have to pay for return shipping costs?
  • Yes, however because we try very hard to make sure you know what your getting our return policy is very low (less than 2%), chances are good that your going to like what you get.
  • How do I know I can trust your company?
  • We’ve seen a ton of fly by night t-shirt companies come along, and lots of them advertise on facebook, so it’s natural for you to feel this way about us. But we are definitely not fly by night.

    We’ve been around since the year 2000 and sold millions of t-shirts. We have direct licenses for Hasbro properties such as GI JOE, Transformers, Dungeons and Dragons, Monopoly, My Little Pony, and more! We also have direct deals to make retro tees and products for Doritos and Mountain Dew. The rest of our selection of officially licensed tees from the likes of Disney, Warner Brothers, Paramount Pictures, Universal Studios, etc. come directly from companies that have obtained licensing rights to sell these products.

  • How long does an order take?
  • Our products typically print and process in 5 business days.

    Shipping varies depending on where you live and the shipping method picked at checkout.