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    Inspired by Guardians of the Galaxy Non Biological Dad T-Shirt

    Product Sku: GOG028

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    Not totally diggin' your new stuff? Don't fret! You can send your order back to us within 90 days for a refund or exchange. Gone past 90 days? We'll usually go even longer if the item is in new condition. Plus, if you want an exchange we'll ship the new item back free! More info

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    We've had over 1 million happy customers since we starting doing business over 16 years ago.

    Exact Size Chart For THIS Product

    Size Width (A) Length (B)
    Small 18"
    (46cm)
    27.7"
    (70cm)
    Medium 19"
    (48cm)
    29"
    (74cm)
    Large 22"
    (56cm)
    30"
    (76cm)
    XL 23"
    (58cm)
    31"
    (79cm)
    XLT 23"
    (58cm)
    32.5"
    (83cm)
    2XL 25"
    (64cm)
    32.5"
    (83cm)
    2XLT 26"
    (66cm)
    33"
    (84cm)
    3XL 27"
    (69cm)
    33"
    (84cm)
    3XLT 28"
    (71cm)
    34"
    (86cm)
    4XL 29.5"
    (75cm)
    34"
    (86cm)
    5XL 31"
    (79cm)
    35.5"
    (90cm)

    Mens T-Shirt

    *Measurements are listed in US Inches.
    *Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
    *For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.

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    We inspect each of our items by hand to ensure that we deliver only the highest quality items to you.

    We've had over 1 million happy customers since we starting doing business over 17 years ago.

    Details:

    • Product Type:  T-shirts
    • Vendor: 80sTees.com
    • Color:  Black
    • Gender:  Mens
    • Graphic:   Direct To Garment Print
    • Tag Location:   Tagless
    • Made of:  Pre-Shrunk Cotton
    • Fits like:  True To Size
    • Fabric Softness:  Standard

    Description:

    In the Guardians of the Galaxy storyline, Star-Lord was raised by Yondu Udonta. Yondu essentially adopted Star-Lord, but told him that he would eat him and that the only reason he kept him around is that his small size made him useful for "thieving". When Star-Lord was a child, he would tell his classmates that his father was David Hasselhoff, who was never around because he was busy filming episodes of Knight Rider or putting on concerts in Germany.

    This 80sTees.com exclusive t-shirt is inspired by Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. The shirt shows the car from Knight Rider, K. I. T. T. and Yondu's arrow. The shirt reads You may not fight crime with K. I. T. T. or Have a Sweet Arrow Like Yondu But You're the GALAXY'S BEST Non Biological DAD.

    If you have a father figure in your life, and you want to show them that they are just as amazing as the characters from Guardians of the Galaxy on Father's Day, this 80sTees.com exclusive Inspired by Guardians of the Galaxy Non Biological Dad t-shirt is perfect for you!

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    • We ship to the following countries (listed alphabetically):

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    • What’s the quality like?
    • While quality means different things to different people, we inspect every single t-shirt we sell for flaws in the fabric, stitching, and print. Our return rate is less than 2%, which is crazy low for clothing ecommerce. This is because we catch just about every problem with our tees before we bring them into inventory. We also help keep returns down with our size measurements.
    • When will I get it?
    • This item typically ships within 5 to 7 business days. The shipment method you chose during checkout will also have an impact on when you should be receiving your order.

      If you have more questions about your order, or believe your order might be lost, please contact us.

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    • You will see your shipping options as well as their associated prices here on the product page by using the tool above and also during checkout.
    • What is the return policy?
    • Our return policy differes depending on if you are in the United States or abroad. To view the details of the return policy visit our return policy page and choose the option that applies to you.
    • Do I have to pay for return shipping costs?
    • Yes, however because we try very hard to make sure you know what your getting our return policy is very low (less than 2%), chances are good that your going to like what you get.
    • How do I know I can trust your company?
    • We’ve seen a ton of fly by night t-shirt companies come along, and lots of them advertise on facebook, so it’s natural for you to feel this way about us. But we are definitely not fly by night.

      We’ve been around since the year 2000, and we like our jobs so we aren’t going to rip you off. If you still aren’t convinced check out the latest customer posts on our facebook page. You’ll see happy customers posting on there frequently. Plus we have well over 350,000 facebook fans, which means quite a few people like us!

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