You're All Worthless Animal House T-Shirt

Product Sku: ANIM039

You're All Worthless Animal House T-ShirtYou're All Worthless Animal House T-Shirt

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You're All Worthless Animal House T-Shirt
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Exact Size Chart For THIS Product
Size Width (A) Length (B)
Small 18.0"
(46cm)
27.7"
(70cm)
Medium 19.0"
(48cm)
29.0"
(74cm)
Large 22.0"
(56cm)
30.0"
(76cm)
XL 23.0"
(58cm)
31.0"
(79cm)
2XL 25.0"
(64cm)
32.5"
(83cm)
3XL 27.0"
(69cm)
33.0"
(84cm)
4XL 29.5"
(75cm)
34.0"
(86cm)
5XL 31.0"
(79cm)
35.5"
(90cm)

Mens T-Shirt

*Measurements are listed in US Inches.
*Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
*For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.

Details:

Product Type Product Type:   T-shirts
Vendor Vendor: American Classics
Color Color:   White
Machine Washable Machine Washable
Gender Gender:   Mens
Graphic Graphic:  Distressed Direct To Garment Print
Tag Location Tag Location:   Tagged
made of Made of:  Pre-Shrunk Cotton
Product Fit Fits like:   True To Size
Fabric Softness Fabric Softness:   Standard

Description:

This Animal House t-shirt features an image of Omega House member and an ROTC leader Doug Neidermeyer riding his horse. The shirt included Neidermeyer's famous quote, "You're All Worthless And Weak!".

In the hilarious comedy Animal House, Neidermeyer conspired with the Omega president and the Faber College dean to kick his rival Deltas out of college.

Neidermeyer was a bully to his cadets, and the quote that appears on this t-shirt shows how vicious Neidermeyer could be.

For any fan of the 1978 classic Animal House, this You're All Worthless Animal House t-shirt is a must have!

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